So 2010 started, and as I watched the montage of fireworks displays from around the world thinking "wow what a load of shit this is" it got worse. As I tried desperatley to topple the London Eye and give the crowd aids and cancer with only the power of my already very hazy mind a terrible thing happened. Myleen Klass infected my screen to talk to frozen northeners pushed against barriers there to celebrate some colourful bangs and mass cheering for... I'm not sure, being squashed in the cold with other equally stupid people?Am I alone in thinking that she is well a bit shit? I don't know, maybe I'm bias because I dislike people whose heads are too big for their bodies, she mocks the laws of physics and I'm sure she is a minion of Jane Asher, who incase you didn't know is the Antichrist.
So a little bit of snow and England shuts down. It's a few inches of snow!!! Not that I care it seems the snow is enough to make strangers engage in snowball fights instead of ignoring each other. Even the sunny delight drinking, stab happy, hoody bad boys who stand in the doorway next to the shop at the top of my road offered to help push my car last night. So everyone shirks work, but we are a nation of lazy cunts anyway so that's not new, but the snow making everyone a bit happier that's the money shot. Also I have seen plenty of people fall over which resulted in me laughing out loud in real time for a change, and laughing at others misfortune really cheers me up.
I listened to punk rock while I wrote this.
Weight of the World/Good Riddance
- Posted with indifference.
