New ipad iphone android and ps vita porn list on its way.

After being away for quite a while due to a change in career, i am now back and currently writing a not quite definitive but maybe list, to (excuse the pun) hand held porn. The new list will include the best porn sites for i-pad and i-phone but also i will be updating the list to include android and for the first time how to get around the ps vita not being able to use flash.

On a mercenary note i have started a Comic book tattoo blog which i am adding to as of today. I am hoping to collate the best comic book tattoos i can find on the web and that are sent to me. Its very much a work in progress but is viewable in its current state here.

The above picture is part of my right leg comic book leg sleeve.

http://comicbooktattoos.blogspot.com



I listened to punk rock while i wrote this
Zero Down - It ain't over yet

Our new ink!

I have added a few of the preliminary design sketches that went on to become the two on our skin.





black ink sketches Ah Puch /modern skull flaming hotrod





Coloured pen sketches but with the wrong fire and ribcage





Still bleeding but I'm well impressed with my new ink.
It's almost a perfect copy of the drawing I did, I'm sore but pleased with result.

Sa had my design of Ah Puch branded on to her arm I am as proud as fuck.





Kudos goes to Shane of Taylors Tattoos (Martock)

Should have gone to Re-Hab. Amy Winehouse has died at age 27.

Amy Winehouse has died at the age of 27. I will hazard a guess that she has pushed the limit that little bit too far and has had the carpet pulled from under her feet. A sad tragic end to a girls life who had talent in spades and a drug habit that was ever present in her later life and clearly shows the destruction that drug use delivers when it turns to abuse.

I listened to punk rock while I wrote this: The Flying Medallions / Addict

The best IPad porn sites.

Updated post: We now have a listing on mobile xxx links which is an awesome iphone/ipad list bringing you a solid and genuine selection of the best sites for porn in your hands, their link is in the gadget bar to your right. We have a new sponsor and another porn link for the iPad. There is a banner at the bottom of this post for Dv8ted dating it's free to join and peruse so check it out. Redtube has been added to the list, but I have to mention that you need to verify your age with a valid credit card, which will then bill you about $30 at the end of a month period if you haven't cancelled it. Just thought I'd warn you all.

So most of the hits I'm getting are in relation to iPad porn so I thought I'd make a definitive list of the best porn sites that are iPad compatible. So here goes. I will give this an update from time to time but I'm hoping these sites will leave this subject done and dusted, then I can get back to berating and bitching about stuff in my own grumpy anti social way.

extreme tube

xvideo

Tube8

Youporn

Red tube

And if you are looking for HD porn streamed straight to your iPhone or iPad I suggest you sign up here. Digital playground are ignoring Steve Jobs ridiculous anti porn on the iPad stance and tailoring a specific iPad/iPhone version of their site. It's super polished HD porn, downloads from the site that are dropped straight into itunes (no pain in the ass converting) and a pretty cool iphone style interface. Check out the free HD trailer on their homepage. You did buy an iPad for the HD didn't you? Digital Playground have given us a link so you can try out the whole site for 3 days for $1 which is cheaper than a crack whore and much safer.

Brand new tube site for ipad/iphone from Digital Playground

Update on this post Digital Playground have given us a "scene from a new movie" link that is iPad, iPhone and PS3 compatible. Not only that but this link has 3 different payment options that are really good value like 50% of membership and monthly membership for less than $8 which is fucking cheap. Plus to say thanks for all of you who have signed up to digital playground in the last couple of months (cheers for that) there is a movie bonus of 700+ HD films for download. This is the best deal I could get for you all and I doubt there is a better one out there for HD porn.

Digital Playground swanhater deal




- I listened to punk rock while I wrote this
NOFX / vanilla sex

Don't you just love these emails?

Hi !!!!!
On 5 Apr 2011, at 13:26, Natalya natasolnce @yahoo.com wrote:


My letter will be  surprise  to you  .
But I think you will very happy that you see my letter.
I'm looking for a serious relationship!
My name is Natalya . I am 26  old. I don't have a children.
And I was not married. I am a lonely girl. and you?
I will send you my picture.
I have to just wait on you and your images.
Natalya

Here is my reply although I have not received a reply back yet:(



Thank you Natayla for your lovely email, you were indeed correct, I was happy to see it. It is hilarious and has cheered me up. I am unfortunately already in a serious relationship but am more than happy to help you as you seem so chipper and went to the trouble of emailing me. I was pleased to see that you don't have the children as I have some already and although I'm very fond of them they can be expensive and noisy. I am sad to read you are lonely though. If you are lucky I might be able toget you work in our local massage parlour ;) where i am certain all of the employees come from a similar place to you. Failing that the local Tesco seems to be the next port of call for you. I'm hoping this finds you well and any more info you require just ask.
Ps: what a superb palm tree in your picture, a fine specimen of an underrated arboreal king.

S. Hater