Rock the casbah

Salutes and kudos to the Egyptian people. I'm not going to trivialise the plight of the Egyptians with my words so head over to SandMonkey
for the truth.


- I listened to punk rock while I wrote this.
Rock the casbah / The Clash

Worth really??? Prize Giveaway!!!!!

My site is worth$1,980.66Your website value?

This is what bizinformation.org have worked out to be the worth of this blog. Nice almost two thousand dollars for a handful of posts. So who wants to buy it? Nobody? Lol. Every site That calculates a websites "worth" seems to be plucking figures from thin air. I chose to show the bizinformation calculation because it was one of the higher figures (also it had this neat little widgety box thing which saved me drawing a diagram)of about ten different sites I tried. How can so many sites return such differing amounts when they must be using a similar system to attain the results? This isn't a Scooby Doo type mystery I'm guessing, I just thought I'd throw this puzzle out there to anyone who has an answer or idea. I'm sure we can send out a prize for the best one. (prize will probably be pointless and of little worth although depending on how many if any people respond I'm sure something more fancy pants will be available)

So i had to buy an Ipad, how no flash player for the iPad led me to seeing a hot dog in a bun anal masterpiece, AV security suite removal help

So on a recent shopping trip, a quick stop at the very crowded Apple store ended up in me walking out with an iPad. I thought I'd have a look at the iPad, but alas everyone had a child playing air hockey or a member of some form of european coach party, sweaty finger mashing the screens. I am an impatient person by default and have a dislike for too many people near me in shops, so I spent a couple of minutes peering over shoulders and sighing audibly to no avail. After seeing that the iPad was indeed a giant iPhone and also pretty fucking cool (I am also quite shallow) I thought fuck this waiting I'll just buy one. About 10 minutes later I walked out of the Apple store with the last iPad they had left nice!

















So looking for HD apps and a work around to the lack of a flash player for my newly procured iPad I read that the porn site tube8 was not only the first ipad porn site viewable on the iPad but had indeed sorted out the lack of a flash player. As I once made a decent living as an Internet porn baron I felt obliged due to the never heard of "porn baron code" to check out the impressive claims in the article. Upon arriving at tube8 I clicked the link for the "nastiest gang bang ever" already dismissing the title as blatant exaggeration and too bold a statement for any one to ever type. I was indeed correct but I defy anyone to say "I just don't want to see a girl get a hotdog in a bun fucked in her ass". So it's not the "nastiest gang bang ever" but originality and porn are not usually holding hands skipping down the road. I've reviewed more porn than most people watch in a lifetime and had pretty much resigned myself to the fact I have seen it all. Well I hadn't ever seen the genius way in which kitchen items and porn are melded here. I salute the addition of hotdog in a bun anal and the multitude of wrong uses for frying pans, strawberries and bananas here. Anyway here is the link Nastiest gang bang ever !!!

















AV security suite hmmmm what a bunch of clever motherfuckers that wrote this. I was called out to fix a computer infected with this last week and what a pain the ass it is to remove. It makes users think it's a legitimate anti virus program, changes the proxy settings on your Internet browsers and stops you from installing or running any other programs to get rid of it. There are lots of sites telling you how to get rid of it but most are touting software to buy as well so they are just as mercenary.
Right here is a quick guide to remove this shitty scare ware. I can't be bothered to be ultra detailed with this but most people should be able to follow this.

1. Go to my computer tools then change the folder options and highlight show hidden files and folders.
2. Restart your computer repeatedly hitting F8 and start your PC in safe mode with networking.
3. Go to your user account and the folder local settings, inside this folder should be one that either looks out of place or has a name made of 6 characters all jumbled up. Inside that folder will be a icon of an envelope you need to rename this. Rename it to anything you want.
4. Open your browser go to Internet options then LAN settings, uncheck the proxy server settings.
5. Use your virus software or spyware remover etc to scan your PC it should now be able to run.
6. Get some help with this last bit if not confident about changing registry keys.
the random relates to the unique name AV security suite has named itself on your PC it should be the same as the envelope icon.

%UserProfile%\Local Settings\Application Data\[random]\
%UserProfile%\Local Settings\Application Data\[random]\[random].exe
Registry values:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\avsoft
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\avsuite
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\avsoft
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\avsuite
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Download "RunInvalidSignatures" = "1"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\PhishingFilter "Enabled" = "0"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyOverride" = ""
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyServer" = "http=127.0.0.1:1041"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Associations "LowRiskFileTypes" = ".exe"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Attachments "SaveZoneInformation" = "1"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run ""
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run ""
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyEnable" = "1"
These keys need to be removed to get rid of AV security suite, don't fuck about with this if you are learning on the go it could end badly. There you go free advice from me.

DirectoryStorm



I listened to punk rock while I wrote this
Hotdog in a hallway/NOFX

Step 13 Flash Flood remix available for download, Yogi Bear was a kleptomanic rapist and super fucking awesome super mario ringtones for the iphone.

So instead of offending someone or something ill start this post with a mercenary request. My friends band Step 13 has their debut release Flash Flood / Runaway and its pretty fucking good. They are currently No 5 in the 7digital.com download chart and they deserve to be higher, the tracks are only a quid so check out the FREE remix below and if its your thing follow the link and procure yourself some of the finest “Broc’n’roll” Drum and Bass inspired beats giving you 100% live drums and some intimidating leftfield dance sucker punches.


FLASH FLOOD (HUE JAH FINK REMIX) PROMO

Step 13 debut release Flash Flood / Runaway




So look at Boo-Boo look at his little smile. He is dreaming a wonderful dream, of a time before he was kidnapped, forced into a life of picnic crime and used as a bear plaything by the hat wearing ass rapist Yogi. We all watched, but chose to ignore the truth in-front of our very eyes shame on us, shame on us all.



So anyone who knows me is aware my geeky love of all things Nintendo and Super Mario. So mooching around on the internet instead of working i found a site with original super mario tunes made into iphone ringtones.Unzip the rar file and drag and drop them into your itunes ringtone folder and a whole feast of retro ringtones are yours for free. Which is good because apple think its ok to charge 99p for a 30 second, seemingly random edit of a dull generic/popular song. The ringtones on itunes are no different to Yogi raping poor Boo-Boo night after night.

Super Mario Ringtones

Yellow light of death, The ballard of gay Tony, selling a house and the parasitic Ginger family on £43000 of benefits who make me sick!

Confronted with the beep beepy noise, then the yellow light, some clicky sounds and back to flashing red. I stared at my PS3. I know what the yellow light of death is and to say I'm not happy is, well an understatment of Godzilla proportions. Not only has the solder melted inside my PS3 my copy of Modern Warfare 2 is stuck in the drive like a fat fucking Floridian in a Disneyland turnstile. So no more trash talking citizens of the world whilst trying to shoot them in the face. I only got around to playing it a couple of weeks ago and was loving multi player like a crack whore loves smoking the pipe wearing one shoe and an Ill fitting bra, maybe a strange hat too. I phoned Sony to tell them my PS3 is dead and I want it fixed. "They want 130 fucking pounds off you" my inner voice shouted in my head. The offer didn't seem so bad when they explained I would recieve, the next day a brand new 160 gig machine. My Modern Warfare 2 disk will take 6 weeks to return to my loving arms "is it going to walk back itself then" I asked? "Sony will take apart your machine and check the fault, which takes 4-6 weeks." I took it apart and put it back together in about an hour, although had no luck retrieving the disk. So how many machines are fucked out there? More than Sony are letting on I guess, unless there is only one tech guy checking the dead PS3's inbetween huffing gas and melting solder in those tiny ovens which it seems is all it takes to fix the problem with most machines.



The Ballard of gay Tony is taking up my limited free time at the moment and Liberty City is still as awesome as ever and Rockstar continue to be something Great Britain should be incredibly proud of.




Selling a house with no chain should be easy. Well it turns out it isn't thanks to the buyers solicitor. I can't wait for this albatross to be lifted from my neck. Completion should be done by the middle of next week a whole month after the original completion date, which is good because I'm fed up paying the mortgage for an empty house.


This post was originaly going to be about a Ginger family who think that it's ok to get £43000 a year in benefits to support their 7 Ginger kids after their dad gave up work to sponge off of me and the rest of this countries tax paying citizens. I lost the magazine which the story was in so I am unable to shame these fucking lazy cunt parasites by name. They make me sick, not just because the mum was a massive fat ugly bucket cunt beast but because they blatently championed their right, for me to pay for them to do nothing but churn out pathetic flame haired spunk accidents. The cherry on the top of this cake is that this palid faced blob monster wants 7 more humans to drop out of her gargantuan gash for us to pay for. Steralise this pointless lardy mess now and castrate her sperm chimp husband. I have a friend interested in selling tickets and making a public specticle of it. I would consider this a fantastic day out for all the family.


- Posted with indifference.