Another iPad compatible porn site for you all.

Just a quick update today but another fully compatible iPad porn site cherry picked from the bullshit ones. This one is for all you freaks out there as it's a bit more extreme than the others.

extreme tube

On a serious note I'm ashamed to be English watching those fucking hippy cunts smashing up shops in London today while people die in libya for the freedom you spit at. Organized anarchists groups? Oxymoron anyone? If this stupid country wasn't so pc the cops you were throwing ammonia filled light bulbs at would be smashing your vapid cunt heads in all night long.

Rock the casbah

Salutes and kudos to the Egyptian people. I'm not going to trivialise the plight of the Egyptians with my words so head over to SandMonkey
for the truth.


- I listened to punk rock while I wrote this.
Rock the casbah / The Clash

Worth really??? Prize Giveaway!!!!!

My site is worth$1,980.66Your website value?

This is what bizinformation.org have worked out to be the worth of this blog. Nice almost two thousand dollars for a handful of posts. So who wants to buy it? Nobody? Lol. Every site That calculates a websites "worth" seems to be plucking figures from thin air. I chose to show the bizinformation calculation because it was one of the higher figures (also it had this neat little widgety box thing which saved me drawing a diagram)of about ten different sites I tried. How can so many sites return such differing amounts when they must be using a similar system to attain the results? This isn't a Scooby Doo type mystery I'm guessing, I just thought I'd throw this puzzle out there to anyone who has an answer or idea. I'm sure we can send out a prize for the best one. (prize will probably be pointless and of little worth although depending on how many if any people respond I'm sure something more fancy pants will be available)

So i had to buy an Ipad, how no flash player for the iPad led me to seeing a hot dog in a bun anal masterpiece, AV security suite removal help

So on a recent shopping trip, a quick stop at the very crowded Apple store ended up in me walking out with an iPad. I thought I'd have a look at the iPad, but alas everyone had a child playing air hockey or a member of some form of european coach party, sweaty finger mashing the screens. I am an impatient person by default and have a dislike for too many people near me in shops, so I spent a couple of minutes peering over shoulders and sighing audibly to no avail. After seeing that the iPad was indeed a giant iPhone and also pretty fucking cool (I am also quite shallow) I thought fuck this waiting I'll just buy one. About 10 minutes later I walked out of the Apple store with the last iPad they had left nice!

















So looking for HD apps and a work around to the lack of a flash player for my newly procured iPad I read that the porn site tube8 was not only the first ipad porn site viewable on the iPad but had indeed sorted out the lack of a flash player. As I once made a decent living as an Internet porn baron I felt obliged due to the never heard of "porn baron code" to check out the impressive claims in the article. Upon arriving at tube8 I clicked the link for the "nastiest gang bang ever" already dismissing the title as blatant exaggeration and too bold a statement for any one to ever type. I was indeed correct but I defy anyone to say "I just don't want to see a girl get a hotdog in a bun fucked in her ass". So it's not the "nastiest gang bang ever" but originality and porn are not usually holding hands skipping down the road. I've reviewed more porn than most people watch in a lifetime and had pretty much resigned myself to the fact I have seen it all. Well I hadn't ever seen the genius way in which kitchen items and porn are melded here. I salute the addition of hotdog in a bun anal and the multitude of wrong uses for frying pans, strawberries and bananas here. Anyway here is the link Nastiest gang bang ever !!!

















AV security suite hmmmm what a bunch of clever motherfuckers that wrote this. I was called out to fix a computer infected with this last week and what a pain the ass it is to remove. It makes users think it's a legitimate anti virus program, changes the proxy settings on your Internet browsers and stops you from installing or running any other programs to get rid of it. There are lots of sites telling you how to get rid of it but most are touting software to buy as well so they are just as mercenary.
Right here is a quick guide to remove this shitty scare ware. I can't be bothered to be ultra detailed with this but most people should be able to follow this.

1. Go to my computer tools then change the folder options and highlight show hidden files and folders.
2. Restart your computer repeatedly hitting F8 and start your PC in safe mode with networking.
3. Go to your user account and the folder local settings, inside this folder should be one that either looks out of place or has a name made of 6 characters all jumbled up. Inside that folder will be a icon of an envelope you need to rename this. Rename it to anything you want.
4. Open your browser go to Internet options then LAN settings, uncheck the proxy server settings.
5. Use your virus software or spyware remover etc to scan your PC it should now be able to run.
6. Get some help with this last bit if not confident about changing registry keys.
the random relates to the unique name AV security suite has named itself on your PC it should be the same as the envelope icon.

%UserProfile%\Local Settings\Application Data\[random]\
%UserProfile%\Local Settings\Application Data\[random]\[random].exe
Registry values:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\avsoft
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\avsuite
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\avsoft
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\avsuite
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Download "RunInvalidSignatures" = "1"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\PhishingFilter "Enabled" = "0"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyOverride" = ""
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyServer" = "http=127.0.0.1:1041"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Associations "LowRiskFileTypes" = ".exe"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Attachments "SaveZoneInformation" = "1"
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run ""
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run ""
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings "ProxyEnable" = "1"
These keys need to be removed to get rid of AV security suite, don't fuck about with this if you are learning on the go it could end badly. There you go free advice from me.

DirectoryStorm



I listened to punk rock while I wrote this
Hotdog in a hallway/NOFX

Step 13 Flash Flood remix available for download, Yogi Bear was a kleptomanic rapist and super fucking awesome super mario ringtones for the iphone.

So instead of offending someone or something ill start this post with a mercenary request. My friends band Step 13 has their debut release Flash Flood / Runaway and its pretty fucking good. They are currently No 5 in the 7digital.com download chart and they deserve to be higher, the tracks are only a quid so check out the FREE remix below and if its your thing follow the link and procure yourself some of the finest “Broc’n’roll” Drum and Bass inspired beats giving you 100% live drums and some intimidating leftfield dance sucker punches.


FLASH FLOOD (HUE JAH FINK REMIX) PROMO

Step 13 debut release Flash Flood / Runaway




So look at Boo-Boo look at his little smile. He is dreaming a wonderful dream, of a time before he was kidnapped, forced into a life of picnic crime and used as a bear plaything by the hat wearing ass rapist Yogi. We all watched, but chose to ignore the truth in-front of our very eyes shame on us, shame on us all.



So anyone who knows me is aware my geeky love of all things Nintendo and Super Mario. So mooching around on the internet instead of working i found a site with original super mario tunes made into iphone ringtones.Unzip the rar file and drag and drop them into your itunes ringtone folder and a whole feast of retro ringtones are yours for free. Which is good because apple think its ok to charge 99p for a 30 second, seemingly random edit of a dull generic/popular song. The ringtones on itunes are no different to Yogi raping poor Boo-Boo night after night.

Super Mario Ringtones