I visited the iPhone porn site mobileboner and along with boring generic porn there was this button for chat. Like a pig after truffles I couldn't resist the temptation to be a virtual asshole and see what dregs slither about looking for the mythical desperate for loving female to hurl socially inept virginal comments at, in the hope they meet a real girl who will then be their girlfriend and sucky fuck them out of their mums house and back into the sunlight in a shower of rays to tan their palid mole like faces. This will never happen for most of these shut in's and here is the proof that the human race will once again become monkeys.
Below is an excert of my chat I have claimed to be a girl and have been asked if I want cock the rest is my finest chat ever.
anonymous: swan are you a girl do u want cock?
Swanhater says: Um I dunno is it magical?
Swanhater says: If I lick it will I get a disease that makes me punch your balls till you pass out?
anonymous: So how bout u suck me off
anonymous: No i don't have diseases
Swanhater says: How about you suck off yourself while I watch "Mrs Doubtfire" with Robin Williams
anonymous: Can I shove my dick up ur ass?
Swanhater says: Mmmm I'll watch that whilst dressed as harry potter
anonymous: Can I?
Swanhater says: No way it's not normal you magical beasts are all the same
anonymous: Fine in ur pussy?
Swanhater says: Plus last time I had wizard rash for weeks and stars kept falling from my ass
Swanhater says: Pussy is ok guess
Swanhater says: Mine is rotten though
anonymous: Can I cum inside u?
Swanhater says: Dumbledoor and his rancid cock did that
anonymous: Can u blow my cock?
Swanhater says: Yes please So your troglodite seed can mutate in me mmmmmm
Swanhater says: Blow yes like haggrids wind I'll blow mmmm
anonymous: How bout suck?
anonymous: so?
I'm proud to expose the bullshit that men are willing to ignore. The common sense they obviously no longer possess and the migration of any brain power to their crotch because the obscure blantently obvious piss taking comments are coming from a "female"
Here is the link to mobileboner Admin chat history although it's really not worth reading. Apparently no one in there wanted to talk to me about Steven Tomlinksons African Balloon Adventure.
http://chatter.flooble.com/hist.php?id=354155&page=4
- Posted with indifference.
Thats fucking hilarious. Unfortunately I think that you are accurate in your statements about the degradation of society. Seems as though a lot of us are getting dumber and dumberer. Especially those of us rubbing it out on the phone while inside a trashbag full of nitrous oxide :/
ReplyDeleteThanks fella. I had tears rolling from my eyes typing the harry potter sex chat i was laughing way too much for someone my age. I had given up on anyone commenting on anything I post, so that's why I have been so tardy in my response. Send me your links I'll post them up on link widget thing.
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