Tuesday 22 December 2009

Brittany Murphy, the worst cup of coffee ever, 2012 and wrecktrospective.

When i heard Brittany Murphy was dead yesterday morning the first thing that my mind came up with was DRUGS. When hearing that it was a heart attack the same word rang in my head. Instantly my mind mind raced with all the possibilties of the worst death you could have in Hollywood. I know i am not alone in this way of thinking. Brittany Murphy dying is terrible she was the same age as me and its no age to die, and i feel sympathy for her family i really do. The media is rife with speculation of eating disorders and drug abuse but its all a bit thin on proof. Sadly i am a sadist and as sad as her death is what happened to the fantastic Hollywood death? John Belushi died from being up for 3 days shooting up cocaine and heroin, the night he died he was visited in his hotel room by friends Robin Williams and Robert De Niro. 2 months later Cathy Smith admitted to injecting John Belushi with the fatal speedball, Jayne Mansfield almost decapitated in a car crash, Dominique Dunne one of the stars of "Poltergeist" was strangled to death by her boyfriend whilst the music from"Poltergeist "played in the background, Phil Hartman was murdered by wife while he slept. His wife later returned to the murder scene and blew her brains out, Elvis Presley died on the toilet fat washed up and bloated reading "The Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus". These are the Hollywood deaths i want to see everyone seems to be dying of misuse of prescription drugs or disease this is not the Hollywood i have come to know and love.
Yesterday i took my car to the dealership to be fixed it needed a new tyre, brake pads, piston and disk. The staff were courteous, friendly and helpful. The coffee i had while i waited for a cab to pick me up was the shittiest skank i have ever had the misfortune to drink, no lie it was disgusting to the point i believe it might be a secret bitter as burnt whore batch made by a disgruntled employee.
I watched 2012 last night it made my coffee i had earlier that day seem like Moun Salwa from heaven.

I listened to punk rock while i wrote this.
Wrecktrospective/Fat Wreck Chords

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